How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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