Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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