I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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