Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
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So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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