I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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