She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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