from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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