There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
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A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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