no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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