im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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