Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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