is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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