she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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