I love black thongs
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
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You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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