i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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