'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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