When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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