Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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