one two three fourrrrnication!
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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