a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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eta to your mouth 5 minutes
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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