Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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