I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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