Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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