party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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