Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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