I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
True strength comes from lack of pants
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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