Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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