oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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