Grow some girl-balls and come out already
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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