that's an acceptable place to lick
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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