whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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