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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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