she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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