Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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