i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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