am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
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If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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