have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
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I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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