Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
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i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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