So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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