We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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