dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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