Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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