no, he came in my armpit
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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