So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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