just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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