ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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