Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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