he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Bring me that man meat
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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