we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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