Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
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Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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